Posted by: bureaucratgirl | January 5, 2007

Courtney Love’s New Year’s Resolutions

I was starting to feel overwhelmed with my whole “getting healthy goal”. It is, after all, a lifestyle change and I do not want to do anything drastic. (I’ve tried that before and failed miserably after 3 weeks 😦 ) Then I saw Courtney Love’s new year’s resolutions on Mollygood. Gosh, I feel like such a slacker. Here’s her list (Please note these are all direct quotations):

  1. Have a happy satisfied child and family
  2. sell the pony get a new horse
  3. try this “thin” anthropoligical experiment β€” get to my goal weight healthily and stay there
  4. cahnt for the war in Iraq to cease asap
  5. chant for Hillary to win
  6. learn an asian language
  7. dont peek at tabloids and bad websites, as it absouloutly shatters the Law to make that cause agiants yourself.
  8. have fantastic sex with commitment and honour with someone whoo treats me as i deserve and dont give my power away
  9. DO NOT SLLOW MYSELF TO BE A DOORMAT INA RELATIONSHIP EVER EVER AGAIN
  10. hopefully start another family someday β€” soon. meet that guy
  11. know that Kurts spirit is tended to and tend to it daily
  12. LEARN TO DRIVE
  13. STOP SMOKING GO TO HYPNI THERAPY AND JUST DAMM WELL STOP
  14. another year, another year without even wine no matter how hard i try to justify that “wines okay” knw that is the demon voice and put it out of my thoughts
  15. dont go to nightclubs with 19 year olds
  16. stay pissed off at the world for song usage
  17. no more surgery for any reason other than medical until i really need it in my 60s

Maybe I should add to my goal…. I especially like #16. Maybe I can stay pretty pissed off for the sake of more interesting blogs?Β  Pretty amazing, really – if she can party all night and still accomplish all this, or even attempt to. πŸ˜‰

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  1. hey, thanks for the comments. i never received your story though!


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